A man with a huge penis tattooed on his inner thigh
– which put his own three-dimensional member ‘to shame’ – has been rescued.The ten-inch long, two-inch wide stiffy was drawn in
blue ink on Greg’s thigh during a wild night out in Magaluf.
Waking the next morning with the image of a
throbbing gland on his thigh, Greg did not remember his tattoo session and
merely thought it was a pen drawing.
Only later when he rubbed his skin until he bled did
he realise he had the ‘biggest tattoo trousersnake’ of all time. D’oh.
Now the hapless lad has featured on E4’s new show
Tattoo Fixers for an ink-based remedy.
Talking to tattoo artist Sketch, Greg said: ‘I’ve
got a bit of a big problem, big tattoo that I need you to fix.
‘I went to Magaluf, had a few absinthes, few
alcoholic beverages and I woke up in the morning, no recollection, couldn’t
remember the night at all.
When he saw the penis, he explained: ‘I didn’t think
it was a tattoo, I thought someone had just drew on us, got a sharpie pen and
thought we’ll draw all over him, so I woke up laughing.’
‘I started scrubbing it off and it bled and I
thought well, that’s the end of my life as I knew it, mam’s gonna kill us.’
Needless to say his mother was indeed not pleased
with the artwork, and branded Greg a ‘pr**k’.
Luckily E4’s Sketch is an expert with his tattoo
needle and whipped up a fearsome Japanese lion design to cloak the veiny beast.
Phallus crisis averted
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